August 04, 2004

I Just Promised

To take care of my neighbors plants. What am I, nuts? I kill plants! Plants have been known to commit hari kari upon seeing me move towards them with a watering can. I am wanted in three states for malicious gardening. The Roots and Shoots society has me on their most wanted list. There are hit-plants on my tail (the real reason we immigrated to Israel; plants can't fly in!)

And I promised to take care of my neighbors plants.
(sigh) I am nuts.

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